20 REASONS WHY YOUR DOG'S HAIRCUT
COSTS MORE THAN YOURS....
20 REASONS WHY YOUR DOG'S
HAIRCUT COSTS MORE THAN YOURS....

1. Your haircut takes 20-30 minutes, your
dog's takes much longer.

2. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a
manicure & pedicure.

3. Your Hairdresser only clips the hair on
your head.

4. You don't have fleas, ticks, or mites.

5. Your Hairdresser is not expected to comb
out dreadlocks.

6. Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears.

7. You don’t try to bite your hairdresser.

8. You stay still and don’t wiggle, jump and
shake while being worked on with sharp
scissors & tools.

9. Your hairdresser doesn't wash your butt.

10. You don't come in with mud, burrs, sticks,
tar, sap, dead things, and poop in your hair.

11. You don't shake and cover everything
(including your hairdresser) in 2 inches of
soapy water.

12. Your Hairdresser doesn't have to shave
between your toes.

13. You can tell your hairdresser if
something's wrong, she doesn't have to
guess.

14. You don't poop whilst your hairdresser is
blow drying your backside.

15. Your hairdresser doesn't cuddle you and
stroke you when you get nervous.

16. You don't walk into your hairdresser with
hair that hasn't been brushed in 6 weeks (or
6 months).

17. You don't scream at the top of your lungs
every time the Hairdresser picks up a pair of
nail clippers.

18. You don't whip around in a frenzy as
soon as your hairdresser goes to clip around
your ears.

19. You don't try to hump your hairdresser's
leg.

20. Your hairdresser probably won't love you
if you do any of the above. (in fact they
would probably have you arrested).